"Well Scoop, you've done a pretty good job so far, but don't let that go to your head. There's still more than six hours before deadline, and that's plenty of time for a hack like you to screw up.It look like the story has developed quite a bit since we last spoke, so if you haven't already, you better get something new online. There are going to be a lot of people in this town who want information about what happened downtown today – and damn it, we're going to give it to them.
You also might want to start thinking about how you're going to wrap this all up for tomorrow's print edition. Holy Cinnamon Sticks, this is turning out to be one heck of a news day."
