"What in Holy Chipotle Tacos is going on out here? I go into my office for two minutes to smoke a stogy, and the scanner's screeching like a tomcat in heat!What? A bank robbery? Shots fired? Well Holy Sweet Marjoram, Scoop, if you haven't already, you'd better get something online — and fast. Inquiring minds want to know, after all.
I'll send Fast Freddie Fredericks down to the bank to check out the scene. You stay tied to that scanner — and get on the horn to the police spokesperson, right away!"
