"SING LIKE PAVAROTTI!"

"Holy Garlic Breadsticks, Scoop, you'd better make sure you're keeping the Website updated. This is the biggest story of the year, and I'm not going to let anyone say the Community Courier didn't cover it like marinara on spaghetti! And don't forget, you've got just four hours until deadline for our print edition. I want tomorrow's front page to sing like Pavarotti."