DEADLINE'S LOOMING

"Well Scoop, you've done a decent job so far, but this is when the yogurt really hits the propeller.

You've got just one hour to put this all together for the readers of our print edition. Remember, most people who are picking up the newspaper to read this story tomorrow already know about the robbery. It's your job to put it all into perspective — to help our community understand what happened today.

I've got the press team standing by, ready to go. I refuse to pay them overtime, so you need to hit your 10 p.m. deadline on the dot, you hear?"